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Interviewer: Joe Smith (staff)
Interviewee: Jolene "JoJo" Mattocks
Photos By: P&OM Garage Staff
Quick, Witty Girl Next Door
Leaves the Farm for Our P&OM Spotlight
We drove up the windy back roads rolling over hills through many "blink-size" towns to the Laurel Park Farm. Jolene grew up on the 300+ acres helping her family run the dairy farm. Talk about a working girl.
P&OM - Should we call you Jolene or Jo?
JoJo - Jo is cool, but I go by JoJo.
P&OM - Yeah, I know Joe is cool. Ha-ha. Where did you get your nickname?
JoJo - Hooters made it official, 'cause customers didn't understand my name, calling me Joanne, Julie, etc.
P&OM - We understand the customer profile, hell we are regulars. So, what do you look for in a guy?
JoJo - What everybody looks for - they gotta be hot and have money.
P&OM - What turns you on?
JoJo - A good smellin' guy
P&OM - That's all it takes?
JoJo - ah...and a hot ride.
P&OM - What kind of ride?
JoJo - I like lowered custom cars with spree wells, carbon fibre hoods, and a shaved back.
P&OM - I shave my back! So what are your turn-offs?
JoJo - Bad breath and a shaved head, j/k Joe!
P&OM - No smoking or coffee...get a toupe...got it!
P&OM - You're a waitress at Hooters! How many times has a bad smelling bald guy hit on you at work?
JoJo -About 50% of the time.
P&OM - How do you let them down softly?
JoJo - I smile, aiming to please...gotta get my tip!
P&OM - So did you enjoy our model shoot?
JoJo - At first it was intimidating- in skimpy clothes with a lot of people around. Once I was on the bike I relaxed and really got into it.
P&OM - You haven't seen the pictures we are using yet. With less people around, would you go more risque?
JoJo - definitely! This was my second model shoot. If I had another shoot with the same crew, I would be a lot more relaxed
P&OM - So you're a second date girl. We are fairly new to this too, how about branching out into mud wrestling?
JoJo - Hell yeah! Against guys or girls? When do I start?
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P&OM - Let me speak with our lawyers and I will get back to you. Would you model nude?
JoJo - NO! I think leaving a little to the imagination is sexier
P&OM - So what is next in life for Jolene?
JoJo - I haven't planned anything. I would like to do more modeling. Eventually I will settle down in a 9-5 job.
P&OM - So, you like being a hooters girl?
JoJo - It's great when the money is good.
P&OM - Money aside, what are your hobbies
JoJo - I like interior design, but I am basic in just making things comfortably fit
P&OM - Speaking of comfortably fit, do you roll with granny panties, string bikinis, thongs, or go commando?
JoJo - What's the occasion?
P&OM - Well let me speak to our lawyers and I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8.
JoJo - Sounds good. Don't forget your toupe.
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